10. I`ve lost my phone It`s the funniest joke played by the famous Akpos! Just imagine, a guy sits in the darkness and says that he has lost his phone! He uses the light of his mobile device to look for his device (which he`s holding as a light). He answers a phone call and says: ”Sorry, I can't speak, I`ve lost my mobile”. Then he decides to call the police to inform them that his phone has been stolen. 9. Cemetery This funny Nigerian joke was written by a man on one of the Nigerian forums: “Our politicians go to the US when they need to work, to Dubai when they need to buy something, to Paris if they want to rest, to Europe if they want to study! They only get back to Nigeria when they want to die! So, is it a cemetery?” Hilarious, inspirational, and powerful Robin Williams quotes 8. Darling Joke It's a typical example of social satire! Wife tells husband: “Some of your friends think that I`m beautiful!" Husband says: “It`s Jack, right?” She replies: “How do you know?”

 According to Guinness world records, Francisco Domingo Joaquima Chinquinho from Angola, has been recorded as the "WORLD'S WIDEST MOUTH".  Unstretched, it measures 17cm (6 : 69 IN). Guiness world records discovered him on YouTube after taking them two years, he was finally tracked down in a market-place in Angola.   He was later invited to be measured on the set of TV show 'Lo Show dei' records in Rome, Italy on the 18th of March, 2010. Chinquinho's malleable mouth can comfortably house a whole 330ml can of drink.   Most times, it takes him less than a minute to insert it into his mouth. Click link below to watch video @Guiness world page on Facebook 👇 https://www.facebook.com/GuinnessWorldRecords/videos/2631779670405461/?app=fbl Suscribe for more News/Updates TEXT BY: Offor Michael  All rights reserved  Copyright © ABR Network 2020

  Teen born with male genitalia and raised as a boy gets pregnant after finding ovaries A teenager who was born with male genitalia and raised as a boy has become pregnant just a year after finding out she has working ovaries.   Despite thinking she was a male, Mikey Chanel, 18, discovered she had, not just ovaries, but also a uterus, cervix and fallopian tubes.   Doctors and family were stunned when she was born because as a foetus Mikey was revealed to be a girl. However she arrived with male genitalia and was then raised as a boy.   But the teen always felt "he" was different when compared to male peers.   "It was obvious to everyone that I was different right from the start," said Mikey, who lives in Boston, Massachusetts, USA.   "At age five I'd be playing with my aunt's purses and putting on my mum's lipstick.   "I never felt like a boy. I was quite effeminate and I never really went through a whole 'boy puberty' thing.   "I

  Ladies naturally deserves to be loved 😘🤩😍. By the way, below 👇 are naturally researched  test that proves 98% positive to make a lady love you. This acts so far can make any lovable lady fall in love 💖 with you. Most importantly,  ✓ Familiarize with her family/guidian: By this way, you get to meet and know her parents and you visit frequently at least helping them out in one way or the other. Possibly, make friends with her brother(s) as it can also be of great value in future. ✓ Dispose time  Give out enough time to carry out these duties and don't get unnecessarily pissed off. They say the '' The patient dog eats the fattest bone'. So you have to observe that fact. ✓ Give her reasons to fall in love 💖 Yea ! Appear loving & indirectly dispose your feelings to her.  You can say things like '' feel relaxed talking to you, you look good today, I wish I would be your husband someday e.t.c' At least jokingly unveil these to her. Don't appear hars

  Good news 😁😀this wonderful afternoon as many people numbering One hundred and Six (106), escaped from the most dreaded terrorist group, Boko - Haram !!! The escapees found their way into the hands of the troops of the multi-national Task force, after disappearing from Boko-haram's net. Good news 😁😀this wonderful afternoon as many people numbering One hundred and Six (106), escaped from the most dreaded terrorist group, Boko - Haram !!! The escapees found their way into the hands of the troops of the multi-national Task force, after disappearing from Boko-haram's net. Ninety four of them were reportedly Nigerians were said to have been released to the representatives of the Borno state government, led by the Attorney General & Commissioner for Justice, KakaShehu Lawan. A Statement shared on the verified social media handles of Borno state government said the MNJTF on Tuesday, received 106 civilians who escaped from the bombers. The statement stated that out of the 94 N

Good day readers!! Did you have 120 below in your UTME exam? Don't worry, we are here for you...You can still apply for an institution. Below is a comprehensive list of Colleges of Education and Polytechnics that authorizes Utme scores as low as 120.. Akwa-ibom state college of education  AKSCOE (affiliated to UNIUYO).Cutoff mark: 120 [those who didn't choose can apply] •  Tai Solarin college of education,  TASCE (affiliated to OOU) Cutoff mark: 100.. [those who didn't choose the school can apply too] • Nwafor Orizu college of education  NONCE (affiliated to UNN)Cutoff mark: 100 [those who didn't choose can apply] •  Federal College of education, Oyo  FCE, Cutoff mark: 120...closing date: 9th September, 2020. [those who didn't choose can apply] •  College of education Igueben , Cutoff mark: 100, closing date: 26 February, 2021 [those who didn't choose can apply] •  DS Adegbenro ICT polytechnic , Cutoff mark: 120 [those who didn't choose can apply] • 

Do you know the strongest kid that ever lived on Earth ?? Meet him        Richard Sandrak He was born on the 15th of April, 1992 in Ukraine. He was documented as the "World strongest boy" and remains the strongest kid to have walked on Earth 🌍.                Career American body-builder, Martial artist & actor             Nickname Little Hercules ....Anyone that might have watched that movie "Hercules" might get to know what I mean.     Brief History & Achievements At age six, he was able to lift 82kg worth of weight (180 Ib) on standard bench-press. At age 8, he bench-pressed 95kg worth of weight (210 Ib). He could do up to 600 push-ups (press-ups) & sit - ups a day, as well as 300 squats. At age 15, he trained five times a week, 90 minutes per session. He wasn't allowed to be social with friends he spent most times training and gyming. His dad, Pavel Sandrak, a Martial artist World champion and his mother who is an aerobics competitor, by name Le

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